Quotations Great Sayings

The best way to learn how to fly is to throw yourself at the ground ... and miss.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, I can't put it down.

My dyslexic boyfriend had a sex manual. I was lying there and he was looking for my vinegar.

Askhole - A person who repeatedly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

The evil man is the child grown strong.